Armchair Wit blog

with Roberta Sarver

Murphy on Honeymoon

Murphy—as in Murphy’s Law—has a personal interest in our family. He has gone many places with us, even on honeymoon several years ago. It...

Uncle Festus Attends a Weddin'

This is the wedding season, and I thought you might like to read what an upscale wedding would look like through the eyes of a...

Freedom's Price

This bonus post doesn't quite fit into the humorous category, yet hopefully will spark a time of remembering our blessings and who passed...

Human Obedience Training 101

It all started the day I adopted my humans. I was ten weeks old, dozing warmly beside my litter mates when a pair of hands picked me up....

Credit Card Savvy

Mr. S. Ken Flint Omega Credit Cards 100 Main Street Wilmington, DE 00000 Dear Mr. Flint: I am writing to explain why my credit card...

YARD SALE FIASCO

Friday and Saturday of last week were experiences that would have tested the mettle of Mother Teresa: I was asked to drive several...

WORDS WE UTTER THAT MAKE DAD SHUDDER

A wise person once observed that fatherhood is a condition which men must endure without benefit of anesthesia. In celebrating Father’s...

Graduation Mind-Reading

For those who have just witnessed a graduation ceremony, you probably entertained lofty, noble thoughts while the speaker challenged the...

When Mom Loses Her Job

It happens to everyone who applies for the job of motherhood: eventually you’re not needed. When holding that tiny bundle in your arms at...